Saturday, January 1, 2011

Ghetto Coat Catastrophe

this is a post that i presume only women will understand.
my apologies if you cannot relate to this story.

this is an example of the drama and crisis that are sometimes involved when fashion is being considered.

pardon me if i ramble on......

and so the story goes:

i began a search sometime in November for Jenny's winter coat.
just, you know....... remembering each time i was shopping for other necessary items
"oh yeah, my girl needs a coat. lets see what options i have at this store."
trying to make the best choice concerning fashion, function and cost.

side note: my husband can't seem to understand why it takes several trips to several stores to make your decision. and THEN i am always going back to finally make my purchase, only to find they are out of my selection.
i can't tell you how many times this has happened to me.

so back to this particular shopping tragedy.....

after about 10 shopping trips, i had settled on this little red wool pea coat with floral lining from Target:
sounds simple enough. was going to conveniently pick it up on my next trip there for diapers, right? wrong.

i went to Target on a Saturday night in early December to make my purchase.

i for sure had to buy a coat. Jenny was going to her Granna's in Mississippi for a visit the next day.

of course although i had eyeballed a 3T about 3 times, and even tried it on Jenny once....... there were no more size 3T's at my Target.

in a moment of insanity i considered driving 30 minutes to Hamilton Place Target, at 9pm, with my 2 babies, just for this coat.
i gained a small portion of sanity and asked a clerk at the dressing rooms to call that store and see if they even had the coat. she was kind and obliged, but had no good news for me. so i didn't make that crazy drive after all.

i was plotting that on the next day, while driving 7.5 hrs to MS we would surely run into a Target eventually. if not i was going to settle for this little coat from Walmart:


SURELY we'd pass a Walmart!


well....... we did not come upon any Targets on our voyage.
we stopped at a Walmart in Trussville and i mentally had made peace with the little purple hearts puff coat i was fixing to purchase.

of course, as my horrid shopping luck goes, there were none in 3T or 4T even.

i was pretty desperate.

i combed thru the coats over and over just not wanting to accept it. the only 3T girls coat they had was ugly.
i knew i had to leave with a coat. i did not want that coat! we had to get hat and mittens too and they were gonna have to match this ugly GHETTO coat!
my pretty baby having to wear a ghetto coat for the entire winter??!!! this is wrong on so many levels.


(i'm sure you understand that, at this time, i do WANT to show you a picture of Ghetto Coat, or at least describe its horrid detail to you, but i must not.
i am concerned that perhaps, just perhaps, you bought that exact coat for your daughter or grand-daughter b/c you liked it. so i don't want to hurt anybody's feelings...........)

but back to the moment of purchase: if you have a thread of fashionista in your blood (and also a thread of frugality) at all you can understand me. sigh.

we bought Ghetto Coat and a (cuter) matching set of hat/mittens. purchases totaling at $20.

with glum face i continued on our trip to MS.

i tried to set myself straight many times with a self-talking to....


it reminds me of something on TV you see where the person has a tiny angel sitting on one shoulder and a tiny devil perched on other shoulder.

so me with frugal practical mom angel on one shoulder saying: "listen self, you should be glad you can afford a jacket, a NEW jacket to keep your kid warm. you need to come down off the high horse of fashion and get real. Jenny does not even care what her coat looks like."

and then me with trendy, cute nostalgic devil on the other shoulder saying: "no self! don't dress your kid in that coat all winter! its a crime! you don't have to pay high dollar for cute! you're gonna find a deal later on and make this right. as her mom, its your responsibility to make sure that she is cute to the max. she deserves a cute coat and she's gonna be sporting one cause your fashion reputation depends on it!"

i somehow found a way to get the "voices" to stop.

the next weekend i made it all better with a different $8 purchase from Kmart:



and i feel much better now.

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